GOD commented on your status?!?!

Well, the other day GOD created a Facebook account, you know to get in touch with us humans.I think the traditional staring from above, looking at a mirror based on an angle from a light house was not quick enough, and thus was missing out on the action down below.
So, the profile is a bit like this.
1.GOD actually thought about putting up a profile pic, and decided against it. It’s currently a question mark.
2.The relationship status is ‘It's Complicated'.
3.Current location - not filled out. But from the status update ‘Feels like heaven...’ I think that one is solved, but for all I know that could be from indulging in Coldstone’s Chocolate ‘Devotion’
4.On the Friends list, I have a huge ‘Friends in Common’, minus my friends who believe its not GOD, unless it’s You-know-who from the island.
5.During finals week, my newsfeed was FILLED with the updates like:
‘ABCD XYZ -> GOD Yo, hope you have my back for this week. Need it. xoxo’
Disclaimer: Right after the exam season, for some reason, GOD’s wall was deactivated. But the status update ‘Keep lovin, Stop the Hatin’, hinted a rough week, and the reason behind number 2.
6.Favourite TV Shows : Britain’s Got Talent, GLEE, Jersey Shore(Comic relief) and LOST
7. Status with most comments and a 4815162342 likes: On Feb 24, 2010
‘SRT, Welcome to the club!’

Well, I keep my interactions with God like I do with any person I accept as a friend,(OK,I lie, I did add GOD as friend, but that’s ONLY because GOD came under ‘People you might know’).I scanned the profile, and did stalk the photo albums. It looked like those pictures on the walls of EVERY International Student Services in college; you know where you have an elderly advisor smiling with students who came only for the free food. I am sure I was on limited profile access, because most of the pics were too nice to be true. I did want to see the album ‘Chilling with my Homies’. The cover of the album had a guy with a beard, a dude who was slightly blue, a man with a huge glow behind his head and someone whom I did not recognize.

So I updated my status ‘Forty freaking seven! Wat a year, first in a snow storm now in a sauna!’ I didn’t think about till I got this notification, ‘God commented on your status’. The next few moments were a blur, and the next thing I remember was clicking on my profile. Under comments of ‘Oh no, that sux’ and ‘Serves you right’, GOD ‘s post was there. It read, ‘Jus spoke to Mamma Nature. Glitch with the app iWeather, have tech support working on it’. I clicked on God’s profile to reply something witty and funny. The status was, ‘Saw the finale of LOST - Released earlier up here, MINDBLOWING! FYI Follow me on twitter @G.O.D’ .

GOD is now on my blocked list.